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Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur makes a goal with a soccer ball?
A: A dino-score! 
Thanks to Brandon B., Georgia, USA, 12 years old
Q: What do you call a plated dinosaur when he is asleep? ?
A: Stegosnorus ! 
Thanks to Marcel B.
Q: What do you call a tyrannosaurus that talks and
talks and talks ...? ? 
A: A dinobore!
Thanks to Marcel B.
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
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A: Doyathinkysaurus! (Do you think he saw us)
Thanks to Hannah D., 9 years old, Manchester, England
Q: What does a Triceratops sit on?
A: Its Tricera-bottom. 
Q: What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ?
A: Long distance! 
Q: Why are there old dinosaur bones 
in the museum?
A: Because they can't afford new ones!
Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur?
A: Hello, hello!
Q: Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch?
A: That depends on how fast you carry it!