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Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?
A: It was the chicken's 
day
off!!
Thanks to Courtney T., Age 10, Port Moody, B.C.,
Canada
Receptionist:
Doctor, there's an invisible dinosaur in the waiting room.
Doctor: Tell her I can't see her!
Q: What do you call a fossil that doesn't ever want to work?
A: Lazy bones! 
Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars
?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks 
!
Q: What did the dinosaur say after the car
crash ?
A: I'msosaurus
Thanks to Haley Feldman.